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Ordo Lolita...

...You too will be assimilated

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Ordo Lolita
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A humor community for members of egl to come and laugh at an inside joke made on that community. This is NOT a religious community, nor is it a source for pornographic or fetish photos. Please do NOT send me a request to join if that is your aim.

NOTE AS OF 2/11/09 This community is Dead. However, it still exists for the members of the community to get some chuckles off of.


COMMUNITY MEMBERSHIP IS TEMPORARILY CLOSED. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING THE "CHURCH" PLEASE SHOOT AN EMAIL TO ITS ADMIN AT SHIBUYABABEX@YAHOO.COM, PLEASE STATE WHY YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING, AND WHO YOU ARE.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ALREADY "IN" CONTINUE POSTING PLEASE

THANK YOU

-THA MANAGEMENT


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Ordo Lolita is a religious path that many have chosen to lead them into an enlightened state of being. Our religious beliefs are complex and are open to many different interpretations, however the fabric of our beliefs are:

Basic Theology:Poly-Deistic faith. 5 lesser gods, Kana goddess of homemade langiere, Riku
Androgynous God/Goddess of makeup and hair, Aya (also androgynous) God/Goddess of Hair dying and coordination, Nobara God of Education and civility, and finally, Kyoko Fukeda Goddess of Theatrical performances.

These gods and goddesses are governed by an allmighty all knowing all powerful God/goddess Mana-sama. Neither male nor female mana represents the power of innocence and the allure of mystery. He is to be worshiped without question whether or not one pays any attention to the other gods/ goddesses.

Sacred Texts: Gothic And Lolita Bible (an accounting of the spiritual and practical aspects of the devout Gothic and Lolita follower) Gosu Rori ( a pattern book which allows followers to make their own clothing to show reverence and respect for the religion)

Temples: Baby The Stars Shine Bright,Metamorphose, Victorian Maiden, Moi Meme Moitie (can be found in cities around Japan) Worshipers make frequents pilgrimages. Some of these temple are also houses for the infamous gods such as Mana and Nobara. They also sell temple garments and accessories.

Gothic Lolita's believe that through strict adherence to their fashion and daily worship of the gods and goddesses one may achieve salvation.


We require our members to pray the Lolita Prayer twice daily as it keeps the mind centered and keeps the body holy.

The Lolita's Prayer

Our Father who art in Japan,
Hallowed be thy storefront.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy clothing be sold,
In the rest of the world as it is in Japan.
Give us this our daily brand,
And forgive us of our trespasses,
As we forgive those who have scammed us.
And lead us not into any other street fashion,
But deliver us from Italoli,
For yours is the Power
And the Glory
Forever and Ever

Amen

Please carefully think before joining this order. This is a serious decision. You will be expected to make certain life changes and abstain from certain vices. You will be required to make at least one pilgrimage to Japan once in your lifetime for this is a holy command, and only by doing this will you be able to obtain the Brand Name Temple Artifacts that are essential to proper worship of the gods.

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Community Rules and Ten Comandments

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Brand.
2. Thou shalt not wear lace that doesn't match.
3. Thou shalt not take up Mana-samas name in vain.
4. Thou shalt not go out of the house without a pair of bloomers.
5. Thou shall not use any speech that has been determined by Ordo Lolita as inappropriate.
6. Thou shall not question the faith, theology, or any other teaching of this church.
7. Thou shalt not wear bodyline.
8. Thou shalt worship the holy books (GLB, and Gosu rori) as if they were the words of Mana-sama himself
9. Thou shalt not make bad fashion choices
10. Thou shalt drink the holy tea in afternoon times every day.

Failure to adhere to these strict (but fair) laws of cannon, shall be looked apon as direct contempt to the church.

Sermons will be held every Sunday Morning but discussions will be held whenever I or one of my high priestesses feels like it.


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